Courtney Love Is Not Ready For The Apple Tablet

Personally, I’ve never seen the appeal of the iPhone. Which is why I’m glad to say that Courtney Love seems about on the same page.

Check out her latest tweet:

“i got no apps on my iphone cos i cant turn it on and i can t figure out what to do w the sim card from the nokie to transfer it im retarded”

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What was she trying to say? As a fellow ludite, let me translate:

Fiddlesticks! The new iPhone is so complicated! My Nokia was sooooo much easier to use!

Dagnabit! I can’t figure it out at all! Where is Frances Bean when you need her! The kids are always able to handle the new technology! But, it baffles me. All I want to do is call, send text messages and download the new Jonas Brothers track!

Steve Jobs is a big meanie! I bet he uses apostrophes all the time just like all the other poo-poo heads.

Sigh. Oh well, it will all work out when it’s meant to work out.

Toodles,

Courtney