Courtney Love Is Mad At Perez Hilton

Courtney Love got upset on Wednesday that people – particularly Perez Hilton – made fun of her Facebook update about Frances Bean Cobain and misunderstood it.

So, she made more Facebook posts:

Here they are:

“theres not a whole lot i can do about it. this is like a hand grenade got thrown into our lives and its not Frances! i am angry at these people not Frances id just prefer she not become Jaimie L Spears, she should go be a writer or an a…rtist wich i support 100% but this is a circus and it pains me cos i know she hates it.”

“i very much miss my daighter, i know she knows how miserable i am im despairing and so sad, so so sad, but i just want to help her be happy, thats it, get her house and get her school and thats all ive ever wanted.”

“perez you know what YOUR lawyer saud? to a client? “if shed just give in and sell rest for 15 million all of this would dissapear like magic” tell him to suck i oh by the way you lying queen youve just lied and defamed me and my child for the last time i fuckign HATE YOU you fat ass piece of bully shit PART of that was from a personal lettr and PART of that YOU made up, and thats ILLEGAL.”

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Now, let me translate from Drunk to English:

Jeepers! I didn’t mean to make that post public. I don’t understand the new Facebook privacy settings. Well, no use crying over spilt milk. I wish people understood that I’m not angry at my daughter. I’m angry at the people who are manipulating her. I don’t want her to end up like Jamiie Lynn Spears. She has so much potential. She could be a writer or artist or anything. I will always support her hopes and dreams 100 percent. What pains me is that the media will turn this into a circus and I believe that people – teenagers especially – value and deserve their privacy.

I really miss hanging out with my daughter and the way our relationship used to be when she was younger. I hope she isn’t worrying about me. She has to live her own life and growing apart from your parents is a normal part of growing up. I really just want her to be happy, find a nice place to live and go to the university of her choice. That’s all I’ve ever wanted for her.

Now, Mr. Hilton. I think you’ve made an error and should re-evaluate your position. Your own lawyer made a comment that I could just sell out for $15 million and all my problems would go away. But, life is never that simple. Right now, I’m in a little bit of a tizzy about the way you have been talking about me. That message was supposed to be part of a private conversation and was only accidentally posted in a public forum. In addition, and I’m sure this is a mistake on your part, you seem to have incorrectly transposed some of my prose. I hope you can correct your error in a timely manner and in the future respect my privacy because it is so gauche when lawyers have to get involved in situations like this. I’m sure this is a misunderstanding and I hope you have a super day.

Love,
Courtney

Courtney Misses Frances Bean

On Monday Dec. 14, 2009, Courtney Love was upset that her daughter, Frances Bean, wanted to move in with Kurt Cobain’s mother. So, she posted this on Facebook:

“who knows what claims theyll make butthe fact is fbc is deluded she thinks she has all this money the point is i have all the money she has… a small amount of in utero, thats it, she doesnt get 37% of all the estate only 37% of in utero, name and likeness were decided by them against cos the less they could give her the mopre they could steal theyre so greedy theyd steal not even 15 million from a child, its riduclous using god knows what, i dont care really i hate to spund cold but any kid of mine who pulls this shit has lost her position and friends in nyc they will pretend to like her, but ill go teach at bard before she gets in,she was deceptive she lied and shes lying to herself, she sits on her facebook adding yet more books and films and frankly the whole thing disgusts my daihgter is not always honest and ive alliwed her to visit with these assholes i support to the tune of houses horses and monthly annuities and cars, well the good news is now that frances is clearly deluded that she can buy her grandmaother a “small house in la” id love to see how that works.theyll incubate her til shes 18 and then have her sign all the indnemofications, theres a catch, she already had counsel long before the 11th. LONG before the 11th.

“dont worry frances is a wonderful kid shes gotbadd people around her and wants it both ways, her aunt brieanne who isnt kurts sister is a black hole, look ask charlie cross or don cobain whart a disaster the drunk as fuck nasty assed brieanne is,ask kelly osbourne, well im going out with ms palmer and ms kirke and frances have fun on your covers of the tabs, thats what your wonder bread side likes, you couldve asked for emanicaption youc ouldve gone to simons rock, but you have to get involved with that terrifying not to me, to you witch who keeps britney spars in jail? thats insane. you realie this will put you in juvenoile fami;y circus three times in your little life? this is what along with his mother killed your father, i think im selling a house today, not in the mood to supportthese assholes anymore. i have shit to do, i love you and always will unconditionally.”

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Now, here is what she said translated from Drunk to English:

Golly. I don’t know what people will say about my split with my daughter. The truth is that Frances is not going to be as rich next year as people think she will be. She and I both got the same share of my husband’s estate – which breaks down as 37 percent of the gross profits of the In Utero album. The $15 million in profits from the use of my ex husband’s name and image all go to the record company – because they are so greedy they would take cash out of the hands of a fatherless child. I’ve always thought this was wrong but so much time has passed now that I don’t care.

What I do care about is the attitude my teenage daughter is giving me at the moment. Sheesh! Kids these days! I love her but am going to have to give her some distance. What’s sad is the people she thinks are her friends in New York really just like her because she’s rich and her dad is famous. I’m so annoyed at her right now that I’m considering applying for a professorship at the college she wants to go to! That would teach her a lesson!

What really annoys me is that she’s not living up to her potential. She tells herself she’s doing stuff to build a life for herself but, really, she wastes all her time on Facebook.

I’m also annoyed because she’s gotten into that teenage phase where she sometimes lies to me – her own mother. Also, my in-laws are a nightmare. Golly gee whillakers – why did I ever let her visit them so much! The son they raised turned out to be a suicidal junkie! I’m really worried they’ll try to trick her into buying them a house and signing a lot of her money over to them. The good news is that well before this incident happened the lawyers locked up all the money in a trust so they can’t steal from her. Thank god for that!

Please don’t take all this the wrong way. I love my daughter and think she’s a great kid. I’m just worried she’s surrounded by people around her who are a bad influence. My late husband’s sister has alcohol abuse issues – that are so bad that even Kelly Osbourne was worried about her.

Ok. Time for me to take a deep breath, step away from this situation and visit some friends for girl talk. It worries me that my daughter is going to be all over the tabloids over this and I hope she’s strong enough to handle it. I just wish my daughter had considered her options. She could have enrolled at Simon’s Rock of Bard College. She could have asked for legal emancipation. Heck, she is only a couple months away from legal adulthood and I trust her so I would not have fought that. It just tears me up inside to see her going to people I think are going to take advantage of her. She is going to be hanging out with the type of celebrity family blood suckers that led to all the problems with Britney Spears last year. And, doesn’t she realize that these are the same people who raised her father in such a self destructive atmosphere that he had severe mental health issues that led to his addictions and eventual suicide? What is she thinking?

Drat! I have to deal with the real estate agent today. Frances Bean, you are my daughter and I hope you know I love you unconditionally – I’m just very, very worried about you and the choices you are making.

Love,

Mom.